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What a time for The Scorpions to be alive, or, "No YOU Became a Middle-aged Stoner, Shut Up."... mehr auf kingofstates.com
The best part of this story might be that I've never even seen "Fiddler on the Roof."... mehr auf kingofstates.com
Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold 'em. Listen to Kenny Rogers. ... mehr auf kingofstates.com
I think it's time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
Basically the only thing I can say these days is "What the entire shit?"... mehr auf kingofstates.com
It's a real short play. Don't blink.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
Like George Michael, it's the one good thing that I got. ... mehr auf kingofstates.com
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
This is the kind of shit you expect at two in the morning, not two in the afternoon.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You'll just have to read.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
Breakfast this morning was a tub of iced coffee and an inappropriate quantity of Nutella eaten out of the jar with a spoon, how are y'all doing.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
It's trying times in the kingdom; don't say I didn't warn you.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.... mehr auf kingofstates.com
TL;DR: Don't get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.... mehr auf kingofstates.com